Spanking Children Leads to Heart Disease; or, Wearing Shoes Lead to Murder

A recent study tries to link obesity, heart disease and arthritis to childhood spankings.

In other news, research also found that serial killers tend to wear shoes. Every single time actually. Therefore, wearing shoes is linked to serial killing. Don't wear shoes.  Anyone you see wearing shoes, run. And fast.

This reminds me of a study years ago that stated children who were spanked were more likely to become troublesome adults. The study said that the spankings cause the adult misbehavior.

Of course, being that one doesn't spank a well-behaved child, and a bad child is spanked, it makes sense that children who were spanked more often were worse behaved kids, and ill-behaved kids are more likely to become ill-behaved adults. If one is a Leftist, he may believe the Blank Slate theory; we are all born a blank slate and only the environment in which we are raised determines our outcome in life. Those who so adamantly propagate evolution are the ones who don't follow their own beliefs.

Studies today seem to almost always find only correlation, and jump to insinuate such correlations are causal. Sane men understand these asinine conclusions. As I showed up above, one can find a correlation between ANY two things, always. Unfortunately this world is full of ignoramuses who can't critically think and decipher the ridiculousness of such studies.